Craigslist

So we've been looking for a new dresser on Craislist recently. We've outgrown our current model. First, people on Craigslist love to use the words "old" and "antique" interchangeably, often settling for the latter. We still haven't found a suitable replacement. However, for those of you unfamiliar with Craigslist, there is an option for people to list things under a section entitled, "Free." Long story short, I have two days of law school left, I don't really care anymore, so I am perusing the free section to see what objects people think have no monetary value, but value enough to place on Craigslist. This is what I found:

(Click image to enlarge, mom)

I thought the caption should instead read, "Help, I need someone to clean up my backyard. Bring your own work tools."My biggest disappoint here is the sad state of firewood these days.