1. Garbage bag dress in the swamp

2. Tree straddle birthing position

3. Dancing couple with gay husband

4. Goodyear Tire Ad

5. Watermelon and a gun

6. Mirror of the future (creepy and reminds me of poltergeist)

7. Minnesota Hockey Mom

So although you won't be enjoying my own pregnancy photo shoot, I hope you enjoyed some of these captivating and creative photos that words just can't describe.
Remember how I wore your mom's embroidered hippie shirt for the co-ed Eshelle dance our senior year of highschool? I swear I gave it back. I'm really bummed that I don't get to see a pregnancy photo shoot of you. I have a super-original idea you could have used...make your hands into a heart shape around your belly-button. Ahhhh it would be priceless!
ReplyDeleteI am sorry to hear about the missing hippy shirt-- it sounds like it would make for a lovely photo shoot.
ReplyDeleteYou should seriously consider re-creating one of the tasteful nude selections you posted. Classy.
From the looks of these, you definitely don't need a hippie shirt in order to take maternity photos. I'm sure Tim has come up with some great ideas, and I can't wait to see them!
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe some of those! I was laughing out loud. So funny! I hope you eventually find that shirt, it's a gem.
ReplyDeleteAnna... Genius... Perfect... I could go on and on. That Hockey Mom needs to be reported. I'm pretty sure this sudden urge you have comes from seeing Mariah and Nick's extremely tasteful photos of Nick covering MC's breasts with his arms and flashing his ginormous MARIAH tattoo on his back. If only I could see hawt photos of you and Tim like this while I'm checking out at the grocery store.
ReplyDeleteI gagged a little when I saw the first photo.
ReplyDeleteNo way this is real... actually I really enjoy these. Please do something similar. I love and miss you.
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