Saturday, April 23, 2011

Pregnancy Photo Shoot

I am not sure why but I have this huge desire to have a pregnancy photo shoot.  I picture myself wearing this old white, embroidered shirt that is from my mom's hippie days.  I want my hair down with a small braid on the side and I want to be in a field.  Tim cannot be involved unless he agrees to wear an old flannel shirt of my dad's and grows out his handlebar mustache again.  I have no idea why I have this weird desire, it is really not like me...or maybe it is actually.  Either way, it is not going to happen because no one can find my mom's old shirt.  So instead of posting nostalgic photos of myself as a tribute to my parent's stylish taste during their youth, I have decided to post some inspirational pregnancy photos of others.  I am not going to post the link to the site because it has some nudity that although my brother Sam would find humorous, not many other family members would appreciate. I really don't know if I have a favorite, they are all unbelievably good.  Warning, some of these have PG 13 nudity.

1. Garbage bag dress in the swamp


2. Tree straddle birthing position


3. Dancing couple with gay husband


4. Goodyear Tire Ad


5. Watermelon and a gun


6. Mirror of the future (creepy and reminds me of poltergeist)


7. Minnesota Hockey Mom


So although you won't be enjoying my own pregnancy photo shoot, I hope you enjoyed some of these captivating and creative photos that words just can't describe.

7 comments:

  1. Remember how I wore your mom's embroidered hippie shirt for the co-ed Eshelle dance our senior year of highschool? I swear I gave it back. I'm really bummed that I don't get to see a pregnancy photo shoot of you. I have a super-original idea you could have used...make your hands into a heart shape around your belly-button. Ahhhh it would be priceless!

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  2. I am sorry to hear about the missing hippy shirt-- it sounds like it would make for a lovely photo shoot.

    You should seriously consider re-creating one of the tasteful nude selections you posted. Classy.

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  3. From the looks of these, you definitely don't need a hippie shirt in order to take maternity photos. I'm sure Tim has come up with some great ideas, and I can't wait to see them!

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  4. I cannot believe some of those! I was laughing out loud. So funny! I hope you eventually find that shirt, it's a gem.

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  5. Anna... Genius... Perfect... I could go on and on. That Hockey Mom needs to be reported. I'm pretty sure this sudden urge you have comes from seeing Mariah and Nick's extremely tasteful photos of Nick covering MC's breasts with his arms and flashing his ginormous MARIAH tattoo on his back. If only I could see hawt photos of you and Tim like this while I'm checking out at the grocery store.

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  6. I gagged a little when I saw the first photo.

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  7. No way this is real... actually I really enjoy these. Please do something similar. I love and miss you.

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